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sushiandpie:

phantoms4evr:

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.

now ur talkin

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You think this is game?!

I cried because of this!!!

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shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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when Gary met Tony - best of

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sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.

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typette:

I would be extremely okay with it if they just went ahead and remade the Lion King as an animated movie but with humans

I dunno, inspired by the broadway or something. 

….Don’t think about the logistics. Just do.

also open in this in another tab please

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monetizeyourcat:

itsvondell:

johnthedragon:

d-dinosaur:

Look at this cute fucking thing.

I want twenty of them.

OMFG BABY

oh wow that’s SO cool i’ve never seen one of these before

why did scientists make that pokemon crossover app real life

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fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

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tastetheaids:

thedoctorpottergames:

Parents have two moods:

“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”

and

“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”

“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”

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simplypotterheads:

Friendly reminder that she is responsible for the books we all know and love so much, so it’d be fantastic if she was given as much regard by the fandom as her stories are.

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usagineko:

I JUST LAUGHED FOR 837946289 YEARS XD

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hiddlestonerontheroof:

lokilosesit:

shercockled:

lokiddles:

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tasteofhiddles:

tomsdarling:

riddlemetitillatedhiddles:

Ouch, fucking ouch. You can’t just make faces like this Tom. It kills people.

it hurts… god it truly hurts

The longer I watch this the more I feel like he’s channeling Simply Red or something. <.<

JUST LEAVE

it looks like he’s saying ‘banana’ really sexually or is that just me

…… WELL NOW IT’S JUST WORST!

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bladeburner01:

thegeekmaster:

ifeelbetterer:

I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME, BUT HERE IS THE GIFSET I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW.

Can someone just make gifsets of every joke in this movie?

Can someone gifset this whole movie? <3

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heyfunniest:

Will Smith, everybody.

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